I considered sprinkling in rändom umlauts to fürther the joke...
You are a better at keyboarding than I. I just use the old convention - “ue”, etc.
OBTW, is it “augendes”, or “augenes”?
I think “augendes” is correct, noun to possessive pronoun.
But, I could be wrong.
(I think that we have lost the audience. LOL. Well, maybe the grammar police will come along and tell us how it is done.)