Wine And Water Acrimony
By Anonymous
Said Wine to Water, So fine I be,
They carry me over both land and sea,
They call me both port and sherry,
I cause every heart to be merry,
I cause every heart to be merry.
Said Water to Wine, So useful I be,
No kitchen can do for a day without me.
For a week round I am toiling,
I am washing, Im baking and boiling,
I am washing, Im baking and boiling.