November 15, 2011
Graphic by Billie
How To Get Your Aigs Cooked With A Side Dish Of Love
I brung home some bacon and a dozen aigs -
And told wife to git to the stove -
To make me some breakfast and real black coffee -
And she told me NO!, by jove -
My brain went to reelin' from what I was feelin' -
'Cause she ain't never said no before -
I guessed she was havin' one of her spells -
So I turned and went out the door -
I took my bacon and dozen aigs -
Down to the local cafe -
And asked waitress Shirley if she'd be so kind -
To fix my breakfast that day -
With a whoop and a holler she grabbed my collar -
And asked if I'd done gone plumb nuts -
I told her no - though I was a stranglin' -
Because on my neck I had fingernail cuts -
She told me women are more than just cooks -
That they needed some hard lovin' too -
Well, it got me to thankin' so I gathered my aigs up -
And run right home to my sweety poo -
I kissed my wife 'till her hair was on fire -
And since her hair was on fire ...
I cooked my bacon and a few of my aigs -
I dare anyone to call me a liar
By: St.Louie Slim : ) : )
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