Your analogy holds no water. This theory haas been published in peer reviewed journals, the whole 9 yards. What you have a problem with is the same thing that so many other squawkers do, which is that you’ll actually have to read something to come up to speed on it. Naturally, your first reaction is to use sarcasm & snide remarks rather than actually read up on the theory.
I have a PhD in Physics, what are your technical qualifications to make a technical assessment?