The other day I was at a friend’s house and he was trying to figure out what to feed his toddler. He pulled out some cheerios but thought they were kinda boring so he mixed them with some honey. The kid love them but soon they were stuck all over his body. The child cover with cheerios caught the attention of their two golden lab pups with brought historical laughs from the child catching the ears of the mother upstairs whose cries what are you two thinking that led to the grandmothers hurried dash into the room. I was going to suggest that they name the pups soap and water because one should always clean their kids with soap and water but I woke up before I could.
Poor eating habits deserve to receive a tongue-lashing.