To: Keltik
I was going to go a a witch but I might offend the wiccans.
I was going to dress up as a skeleton, but I might offend anorexics.
I was going to dress up as a policeman eating doughnuts, but that might be a crime of impersonation.
I was going to dress up as a fireman, but that could offend fireman.
I was thinking of wearing a mummy custom, but that might offend those Chicago voters who are life impaired.
I was thinking of dressing like a bitter clinger with a gun in one hand and Bible in the other - wait that's how I always dress.
8 posted on
10/27/2011 10:07:44 PM PDT by
DaveyB
(Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. -John Adams)
To: DaveyB
9 posted on
10/27/2011 10:13:18 PM PDT by
blam
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