[Daffynition]

I'm of the opinion that one should seek professional help for such matters. Are you suggesting a fund raiser?

I know a pro bono shrink. He tends bar at a local watering hole. He doesn't work on Sundays, though. We'll have to wait until next week. Is this something that could wait?

[Salamander]

The cold dry weather is giving me split ends.

I think I’ll start a whiny vanity thread about it.

[and my aquarium filters need cleaned...separate thread]