[fredhead]

I’m torn....Do I wanna be:

A cowboy?

A pirate? (Jack Sparrow costume)

or Elvis?

I think the scariest one is my fat Elvis.

Thank you, thank you very much. Now where’s my fried banana sandwich you promised me, man?

[fireforeffect]

PEANUT BUTTER and banana sandwich.

That was Elvis's favorite.

Of course I have never heard of a fried banana sandwich, so maybe he would have liked it if he tried it. Peanut butter and fried banana?

Deep fried, the other food group.

Michael Jackson's doctor goes on trial when he dies, Elvis's got to perform the autopsy to make sure he was dead.

[acad1228]

I’m torn....Do I wanna be: A cowboy? A pirate? (Jack Sparrow costume) or Elvis? I think the scariest one is my fat Elvis. Thank you, thank you very much. Now where’s my fried banana sandwich you promised me, man?

Here is our office's resident Hallowe'en pirate. He made the costume, including the pistol, himself.