To: Lucky9teen

Design for the new Minnesota Vikings stadium
103 posted on
10/21/2011 4:16:43 PM PDT by
Manic_Episode
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: Manic_Episode
Funny Facebook Statuses
- decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
- One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
- When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume its for them?
- I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
- sometimes, not remembering mey be the better.
- X says my computer just beat me at chess
but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube
This could take a while.
- X is the girl next door
if you live next door to a whore house.
- What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..
- slept like a baby last night
. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
- wanted to kill the sexiest person alive
But suicides a crime.
- X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
- People say that love is in every corner
gosh! maybe im moving in circles..
- Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes.
- WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
- ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95
- Dear Santa, let me explain
- I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
- My wife said Im too immature and if I dont grow up its going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
- If guys had periods, theyd brag about the size of their tampons.
- Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
- Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
- Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
- ٩(̮̮̃̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃̃)۶
- _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
- if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
- scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal todays status.
- ̿̿̿ ̿ ̵͇̿̿̿з=(̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿̿ ̿ this is a stick-up
give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
- Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
- The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
- Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced.
- ive yet to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing.
- Cut here ✄-
- Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
- I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
- People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
- Dance like no ones going to put it on YouTube.
- Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
- Best Friends Listen to what you dont say.
- Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF
Best Facebook Friend Forever..
- So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
- X thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.
- Yes, I know how to shut up. I just dont know when.
- You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
- Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
- I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
- Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
- I guess if you spoke your mind, youd be speechless, huh?
- X thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
- Alcohol does NOT make you fat
it makes you lean
against tables,chairs,walls, floors and
.Ugly people!!!
- what has two ears and cant hear? .> GRANDPA
- Im not a racer
.But i can fly.
104 posted on
10/21/2011 4:28:16 PM PDT by
Lucky9teen
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