Let’s see let’s take the Limbaugh environmentalist whacko approach:
Republican Donations:
Who are the Texans? Evil white men.......who pollute the air with their petrochemicals, which lead to global warming, and slaughter cattle.
What are Jets? They pollute the air with carbon and cause global warming.
What are Steelers? - Steel plants pollute the air and create global warming.
Now the Democrat donations:
What are Dolphins - Sweet innocent animals who are slaughtered by evil fishermen using tuna nets.
and the Fins are dead last. They really are gunning for Andrew Luck in the draft.
Nicely done