[Jeff Chandler]

There is an argument to be made for marriage being a socially acceptable form of prostitution

Except the attitude now is: Why buy the cow when you can milk the herd for nothing.

[Niteflyr]

Except the attitude now is: Why buy the cow when you can milk the herd for nothing.

I always found the analogy using cows to represent women kinda odd...makes it look like the only reason for cows is to get milk....shouldn't a woman be more than that? Just sayin'...:oP

[JRandomFreeper]

And there's an argument to be made that a marriage is a hostile take-over with a change in management.

Hence my oath of celibacy.

I choose to play neither game.

It's much easier, and cheaper, and less annoying to just avoid the herd and individual cows that might lead you astray.

/johnny

[punditwannabe]

OMG, best comment yet!