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To: mountainlion
If God had wanted me to be bald on the chin he would have made me that way.

Do you bath yourself as the animals do, i.e.: licking your body with your tongue? Or, do you use an unnatural method such as soaking yourself in a tub full of water or standing under a stream of water that comes out of a faucet? ;)

Do you use soap? Deodorant? Toothpaste? Toilet paper? All of these seem rather unnatural, too. ;)

Do you brush your hair with your fingers or do you use a tool like a comb or hairbrush? ;)

Do you wear shoes? Socks? Clothes? ;)

How do you get from place to place? The natural way is to walk everywhere on your own two legs.

What do you eat? Do you hunt down your own food and kill it with the tools God provided? (hands, feet and teeth) ;)

I could go on, but I think you get what I'm driving at... ;)

62 posted on 10/06/2011 12:48:43 PM PDT by Ol' Dan Tucker (People should not be afraid of the government. Governement should be afraid of the people)
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To: Ol' Dan Tucker
I am preparing my body for the wall street set in.
66 posted on 10/06/2011 2:23:31 PM PDT by mountainlion (I am voting for Sarah after getting screwed again by the DC Thugs.)
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