We have a couple choices.
We have “Woman throws duck”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2783469/posts
Next is an actual honest Zot thread “Candidate supports Zot!”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2783279/posts
And this thread ‘Elk Larceny’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2783576/posts
Here’s a scientific study of moosely alcoholism.
If I had a candidate, he would probably support Zot, too.