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Many years ago I was at my future wife’s family apartment. We were looking out the window and saw/hear a car start up and then hit 3 parked cars nearby.
It turned out that a guy was letting his 16 year old girl-friend drive his car in the parking lot (without a license).
She didn’t know how to drive and wiped out the place.
What made it so funny was that she had to cross a large parking lot in order to hit anything, and she did. One car was a new Mercedes or Ferrari.
We figure he lost his insurance. She’ll never get a license, and the world would be safe for a minute.
Another story. My wife, the girl in the story above, and I parked out in the middle of a very large parking lot so that I could go to the local Giant grocery store.
A woman came out of nowhere and hit our car, and we were the only car in that whole section of the lot. Did she go to school to know how to target the only car around? Then she claimed that we hit her, though we were parked and the engine was off.
Why me, God, why me?