[silent_jonny]

The first Seasoned Citizen audtition. It's also the first terrible audition.

A married couple--the woman is 83 and the man is 70.

Simon: What would you do with 5 million dollars?

Pay for their own Social Security? Nah.

It's a moot question anyway. After a warbling off-key version of Unchained Melody, the couple is turned down flat.

This segues to a montage of crap.

A gray-haired lady sings (screams) "When I think about you, I touch myself" LOL!

[Jrabbit]

grey hair porno woman.....just ick...

did this girl say she wants to be so famous that people will ask her to sign their babies?????

[fatima]

Well tonight's show of X Factor was boring.Simon acted like a King overlooking his creation.It seemed manufactured and Paula-what can I say.Don't crown yourself yet Simon.

[Netizen]

A gray-haired lady sings (screams) "When I think about you, I touch myself" LOL!

I can't stop laughing.