I'll say. Plan 9 is fairly coherent compared to this masterpiece.
Plan 9 gets a bad rap and it's easy to mock, but I'd argue that the worst movie is one that bored me, and whatever you want to say about Plan 9's production quality (or lack thereof), it's not boring. It moves pretty quick for its 79 minutes.
Hell, Plan 9's not even the worst Ed Wood movie.
I'll say. Plan 9 is fairly coherent compared to this masterpiece.