This reminded me of an apropos comment given by a serious karate expert, after just wailing on some drunk meatball who had tried to sexually assault the karate expert’s girlfriend, outside a bar.
Multiple broken bones, etc., curled up in a fetal position and groaning, the karateka looked down at him and said, “Oh, I bet you got you some ouchy places, huh?”
My favorite karate story is the time my sensei’s wife, a 105-lb wisp of a woman but a 3rd-dan black belt, was accosted as she was putting her groceries in the car. Within a couple of seconds after grabbing her from behind, he had a fractured larynx, a hyperextended knee, and was hospitalized for a week and crippled for life.
LOL!!!!