Let’s give that a try. You fiiirrrrrssssssttttttttttt. ;-)
Which gets me to wondering. If you introduced a brown dwarf to a singularity does it just sorta elongate and start circling until the thing gets sucked down? Something you KNOW will happen with a singularity. But in an average ordinary life one can only HOPE happens?
All I know is that black holes suck. };-)