Whoa there...
That's a really attractive offer. Unfortunately, I don't want to dishoner Screaming-Gerbil.
If things don't work out, I'd be happy to despoil your sleeping-chamber. Just be sure to have a really large vat of tapioca pudding. It might sound strange but it's really quite fun.
Hey! Look AT ME......I disrupted a THREAD.....
Hi! I'm a moron and a pervert with a keyboard!!!!!!!!!!