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Something else to blame on AGW; earth destroyed by aliens!
1 posted on 08/18/2011 4:01:06 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch
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Dear aliens: it’s the cows! They’re the ones messing up the atmosphere. That’s why we eat them...we’re trying to save the atmosphere! Please don’t beam me up again and take me to planet Nympho where all those buxom beauties ravished me over and over.....oh.....wait.....nothing......just another dream.


92 posted on 08/18/2011 5:51:16 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Why don't they come up with a more threatening scenario like "global warming makes your sons play soccer instead of football". CO2 production will be reduced by 50% in a week.

I think rather than kill us, the aliens will just hypnotize us into electing a complete incompetent who will destroy our economy and cancel manned space fl i g... hmm, that would explain the 2008 election.

95 posted on 08/18/2011 6:06:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Repubs and Dems are arguing whether to pour 9 or 10 buckets of gasoline on a burning house.)
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These are the same “scientists” who supported the lies about “Global Warming”? Those paid useful idiots for the American Communist Government?

I wonder why they were proven lies and totally stupid sheep.?


96 posted on 08/18/2011 6:07:53 PM PDT by lephantom
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99 posted on 08/18/2011 6:14:18 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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Maybe it's Bovine Flatulence they are concerned about...could explain all those cattle mutilations. I'm more concerned these aliens will come here and steal our jobs.
100 posted on 08/18/2011 6:26:36 PM PDT by skully (The boogeyman checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris)
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“Aliens my destroy Humanity to protect other civilizations. say scientists.”

Really? And bats my unexpectedly fly out of my a$$, too.

Good Lord, now the pseudo scientists are threatening us with alien invasion to make us accept AGW. How pathetic is that? How stupid do they believe we “breeders” are? (Never mind. That’s a rhetorical question.)


101 posted on 08/18/2011 6:26:51 PM PDT by Ernie Kaputnik ((It's a mad, mad, mad world.))
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It’s just Paul Krugman paying them to say this-—he needs BACKUP!!!!!


103 posted on 08/18/2011 7:16:36 PM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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Is this before or after Skynet becomes self aware?


104 posted on 08/18/2011 8:04:02 PM PDT by Immerito (Reading Through the Bible in 90 Days)
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If aliens wanted to destroy us they would have done it the day after Barry Soetoro was sworn in as president. Give me a break.


105 posted on 08/18/2011 8:04:57 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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I wish they’d hurry up!


107 posted on 08/18/2011 8:30:14 PM PDT by newzjunkey (the circular firing squads are going to reelect obama)
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Is there some reason that scientists can’t just go back to doing something productive with their time, like actually practicing science and leaving science fiction to the writers?


112 posted on 08/18/2011 9:14:03 PM PDT by metmom (Be the kind of woman that when you wake in the morning, the devil says, "Oh crap, she's UP !!")
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The obvious fact that there are no “other civilizations” doesn’t seem to dissuade these “scientists” from making looney proclamations.

Where is the science?

SETI has found nothing in 40 wasted years. (still listening though :o( )


118 posted on 08/19/2011 11:10:02 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (Going 'EGYPT' - 2012!)
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