[Natural Law]

"You can go away for weekend and leave cats water and food, and they won't eat everything on the first day like a dog will."

Yeah, but if you have a tragic accident while alone with your dog the dog will loyally hunker down protecting you until help arrives or they carry your body away. A cat will eventually eat your face.

[He Rides A White Horse]

Yeah, but if you have a tragic accident while alone with your dog the dog will loyally hunker down protecting you until help arrives or they carry your body away. A cat will eventually eat your face.

I'm sure as the dog enters starvation mode, he'll do the same. With larger mouthfuls. And bigger teeth.

[Colonel Kangaroo]

And we always hear news stories of small children being attacked by packs of pit bullcats.