Resumes from History
Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I’d like to think of myself as a people person.
Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the competition.
Hamlet: My postion was eliminated in a hostile takeover.
Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.
Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.
Macbeth: Would I go after my boss’s job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?
Lady Godiva: What do you mean this isn’t business casual?
Elvis: My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?
MISC CHAT
God will never leave me, never forsake me, never mislead me, never forget
me, never overlook me, & never cancel my appointment in God’s appointment
book!
When I fall, God lifts me up!
When I fail, God forgives!
When I am weak, God is strong!
When I am lost, God is the way!
When I am afraid, God is my courage!
When I stumble, God steadies me!
When I am hurt, God heals me!
When I am broken, God mends me!
When I am blind, God leads me!
When I am hungry, God feeds me!
When I face trials, God is with me!
When I face persecution, God shields me!
When I face loss, God provides for me!
When I face Death, God carries me Home!
God is everything for everybody everywhere, every time, & every way.