“Planet of the Apes: I can’t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.”
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.
“He’s a magician, Ma’am” said Little Johnny.
“How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?”
“He saws people in half.”
“Wow! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?”
“One half brother and two half sisters.”
*GRIN*
Thank you for all the smiles, Dubya.
Continuing prayers for you!