fr Alligator’s Teeth
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.
“What is it made of?” she asked.
“Alligator’s teeth,” the Indian replied.
“I suppose,” she said patronizingly, “that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us.”
“Oh no,” he objected. “Anybody can open an oyster.”
I am always glad when you post your funnies for us, Dubya, and we thank you. We miss you when you’re not here but we sure do understand. You are constantly in our prayers, too, but we still like your funnies. (((Hugs)))
Ha Ha Ha from Seminole Alligator Wrasslin’ Country!