Posted on 08/01/2011 2:29:55 AM PDT by JustAmy
Thank you, LUV.
Thank you, potlatch! Nice seeing you today. (((Hugs)))
Thanks so much, dear Kitty! And you
find the prettiest Thank you greetings
I have ever seen. I got here late but
as they say...”better late than never”!
Hope you’ve enjoyed a peaceful Sunday.
Thanks, Luv. There are so many pretty things today and great music....(hope I get to listen to all of it.) When you get a late start as I did, its hard playing catch-up!
Prayers up my FRiend, nothing is to big for HIM to remove. We pray oh, Lord, Father of us all that you will remove this cancer from our dear, dear, friend. Earthly doctors may give up, but we know YOU are the most powerful physician in the universe and nothing is beyond Your power. In the name of Your Son, our Savior, Jesus Christ, Amen.
Mental Victories s
A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance.
The “disturbance” turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What’s more he boasted that he could whip the deputy and the “Heavy Weight Boxing Champion of the World.”
Said the policeman, “I’ll bet that you’re also an escape artist too; probably better than Houdini.”
The giant nodded.
“If I had some chains,” the deputy continued, “you could show us all how strong you really are. But all I’ve got is a set of lousy handcuffs. Why don’t you show us just how quickly you can break out of them?”
Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes.
“I can’t get out of these,” the giant growled.
“Are you sure?” the deputy gingerly asked.
The fellow tried again. “Nope,” he replied. “I can’t do it.”
“In that case,” said the deputy, “you’re under arrest.”
A real favorite, Pam......beautiful!
fr Alligator’s Teeth
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.
“What is it made of?” she asked.
“Alligator’s teeth,” the Indian replied.
“I suppose,” she said patronizingly, “that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us.”
“Oh no,” he objected. “Anybody can open an oyster.”
Thank you for the wonderful prayer for Dubya.
Another beautiful song for our Sunday blessings!!
Thank You.
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