Yeah, but why pay money to be annoyed by liberals, when you can pay to avoid them.
It’s the government’s money, not mine.
Besides, archeaology would be more fun and gives me a chance to show off my Hermione Granger-esque knowledge of everything. Also I can continue to visit more crappy foriegn countries on somebody else’s dime. That way, I can spend all my money going to Ireland, and make some goverment grant institute pay to send to to Israel and dig holes in the ground.
It seems foolproof.