I need a bug-out tractor trailer.
My wife would need a tractor-trailer. all I would need is an extra pair of dungarees a clean shirt and a change of underwear.
A bugout tractor trailer may be a cute joke, but a bugout small travel trailer may be very useful. Much better than trying to get by in a school gym or other emergency shelter. Be sure to rotate stored food through your trailer regularly. They get hot, and food stores best if kept cool.