[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

Gola khuziash khaj janayta oipruijzka i nevbelskua

That means “I was wondering where I left those grave goods” in ancient Sarmatian.

Honest. Seriously. You don’t believe me?

[SunkenCiv]

I’d like to know how I’m supposed to argue against it. ;’)

http://www.omniglot.com/writing/

http://www.lib.umt.edu/lang/compdxh.htm