While a question in in doubt over raising the debt ceiling, staffers for the White House have noted a HUGE RAISE IN THE TOBACCO INTAKE FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA. “It would appear the President is huffing and puffing on over 10 packs of cigies a day” stated one anonymous staffer. “He’s blowing more than just smoke” said another. “He’s a Marlborough Man alright” snickered yet a 3rd person... (~Sarc)