[hal ogen]

I’d like to be in the NBA and make millions per year. I’m only 4’ 3”, can’t jump, hate basketball and generally am uncoordinated. Should I sue? By the way I am an ancephalic quadrapelegic.

[Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears]

>>I’d like to be in the NBA and make millions per year. I’m only 4’ 3”, can’t jump, hate basketball and generally am uncoordinated. Should I sue? By the way I am an ancephalic quadrapelegic.<<

I was afraid I would be perceived as “mean,” and the girl would get a lot more sympathy.

Thankfully, this is Free Republic, where sanity reigns. ;-)

[blackdog]

Bulemic nutritional counselors. Anorexic food columnists. Blind movie critics. And don’t laugh at this one because I experienced it............A deaf and mute receptionist at a city hall in Rock Hill, SC. She just would point at a sign directing anyone with questions to go to an office down the hall, outside the lobby area. I kid you not!

[Salamander]

I’m the shortest person in my family and my dad once told me that if I didn’t like that fact, I should sue the county for building the roads too close to my ass.

Hope that helps.....:)