[Billthedrill]

For God's sake don't eat the chili.

I'm not a Texan but have spent enough time there to know what you're getting into. By your standards, it's hot, big, and really spread out. "Texas is a world all on its own / It takes a lifetime to drive from Eastland to Van Horne..." Just one suggestion - put getting a Texas license plate fairly high on your list. And lose the "I'm gay, I'm for Gore, and I'm here to take your guns" bumper sticker...

;-)

[Fiddlstix]

....It takes a lifetime to drive from Eastland to Van Horne...

LOL! Ya know....
I had a car like that once too......
Didn't run good at all.....
Traded it in for a better one.....