[bigheadfred]

You appear to be obsessed with scantily clad hot chicks. It’s a wonder you can post at all.

[Young Werther]

I was a Lifeguard at Seaside Heights in Joisey. I enjoyed my era of Snookies and became hopelessly enthralled with Pretty Women.

I'm an old FART now but I saw Dr No at the Seaside Heights Drive In. My date attacked me csuse she did'nt want my attendtion to wander to Ursala!

It was a hot night and and so was my date! Nuf said.