“The Gods Must be Crazy”
Mpudi: [looking at Steyn in a suit] And why are you so beautiful?
Steyn: I’m going to the school to give her these.
Mpudi: You gonna look like that?
Steyn: Like what?
Mpudi: Like it’s a funeral. You’ve gotta smile and tell her she looks good.
Steyn: How are you an expert on women?
Mpudi: I got seven wives. How many you got?
Steyn: Why aren’t you at home with them?
Mpudi: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.
Steyn: So, what did you marry them for?
Mpudi: Someday I have to tell you the facts of life...
That does it! I’m watching that tonight!