[Revolting cat!]

I’ve got a patent application in process for ANY key!

[Revolting cat!]

[PastorBooks]

“I’ve got a patent application in process for ANY key!”
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To: Revolting cat!

I must inform you that I hold a patent for writing the words “I’ve got a patent application in process for ANY key!” with the use of software posted to a forum.

I also hold a patent for posting a witty remark on a forum, using software, highlighting the stupidity of many patents.

Your witty post clearly infringes on my intellectual property. My lawyers will be contacting you shortly.

:)