JIM CARR: Jim Carr again. Denis, I know that some in our audience don’t know the finer points of hockey. Could you tell them, for example, what is icing?
FRENCH GOALIE DENIS: Well, icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know, before the other guys, nobody there, you know. My arm go comes out, then the game stop then start up.
JIM CARR: I see. What is high-sticking?
FRENCH GOALIE DENIS: High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that. (HITS HIM WITH STICK NEAR FACE) You don’t do that. Oh, no. Never, never.
JIM CARR: Why not?
FRENCH GOALIE DENIS: Against the rules. You stupid when you do that, some English pig with no brains...
JIM CARR: Denis, what is slashing?
FRENCH GOALIE DENIS: Slashing is like that, you know? (SLASHES HIM WITH GOALIE STICK)
JIM CARR: Mm-hm. And there’s a penalty for that?
FRENCH GOALIE DENIS: Yeah. And for trip also, you know.
JIM CARR: Oh?
FRENCH GOALIE DENIS: (WHACKS AT LEG WITH GOALIE STICK) Like that. And for hook like this. (HOOKS ANNOUNCER WITH STICK) - And for spear, you know, like that.
JIM CARR: Mm-hm.
FRENCH GOALIE DENIS: All bad. You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know.
JIM CARR: Mm-hm.
FRENCH GOALIE DENIS: And then you get free.