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To: Noumenon

I saw a horse boot a big fat guy across the room so fast you could barely see it happen

I will NEVER get close to the south end of a northbound horse


24 posted on 06/11/2011 4:53:56 PM PDT by Mr. K (CAPSLOCK! -Unleash the fury! [Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket])
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To: Mr. K

I’ve been bit, kicked, stepped on and drug. Thankfully not all at the same time.

If you have to go behind a horse, the trick is staying very close. They can step and kick faster than you can react, if you are afraid and give them room, they will kill you. If you keep your body right next to their rump as you go by, all they can do is give you a good push or a shot of hot gas.

Two things to remember about horses. They are magnificent animal and they are out to kill you.

Proudly horse free for 6 months.


55 posted on 06/11/2011 6:29:21 PM PDT by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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