[decimon]

Just imagine his disappointment when he finds out there's no one to converse with!

Other than the same dorks she's been with for 32 years.

[Moltke]

Ah, I missed that he is a she. Couldn’t tell from the excerpt.

Anyway, looks like these people are all over the world, so it’ll have to be by telephone or email (is there a font for that yet?)