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To: ransomnote
Bad news, ransom; In addition to the genetic brain lesions and steel crushing jaws, most pits now come standard with a Laser Beam Attached to Their Frickin' Heads.


85 posted on 06/07/2011 6:01:34 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Use it up, wear it out, make it over or do without.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

But can it *fly*?


87 posted on 06/07/2011 6:57:15 AM PDT by Salamander (I wear my sunglasses at night.)
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To: LongElegantLegs
Dobes have laser eyes but the rest is petty low tech.

[bone-snapping jaws (non-locking version) genetic psycho brain mutations and of course, spikes and whips]

I'm gonna check if Laser head mounts are available as an option.

:)

88 posted on 06/07/2011 7:03:40 AM PDT by Salamander (I wear my sunglasses at night.)
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