How about the first sentence...
The author ...charged today the resignation of White House counsel Bob Bauer is the result of his participation in the release of Barack Obama’s “Certificate of Live Birth,” which he fears would not stand up to the scrutiny of any serious investigation by the FBI, Congress or the media.
Corsi completely pulled that out of his ass.
Bauer will be going back to the Obama campaign as general council. The same position he held in the 2008 campaign. He will be responsible for Federal Election Law compliance. In fact, because of the amount of money spent in the last election, the FEC is still investigating the Obama 2008 campaign.
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