Maybe we should form a club. “Men Who Have Never Watched One Nanosecond of Oprah United.”
Also, just as an observation, I can't help myself but as soon as someone tells me they watch Oprah and wouldn't miss a show, my opinion of them drops about 1000%.
It's like I can never trust or believe them again. I have a cousin I used to look up to, and once she said she watches Oprah, she became a family joke.