Thousands Standing Around
A few weeks ago, I was in the St. Louis airport. I had gone through security and was walking down the concourse towards my gate. I spotted six TSA agents standing around, chatting.
I could not help myself. I walked up to them and said, "Now I see why they call TSA Thousands Standing Around.
One female agents said in a loud voice, "NO SIR!"
A second, large male TSA agent stepped towards me saying, "You ain't seen nothing yet."
A third female agent said to the large male agent, "Leave him alone."
I continued on to my gate slowly realizing that I probably narrowly avoided a very bad day.
I continued on to my gate slowly realizing that I probably narrowly avoided a very bad day.
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which you would have brought on yourself. And yes, I resemble that remark, as I hate to miss the opportunity to make a smartass comment.