One week after moving into his first apartment, Ed called his mother to complain about his neighbors: “One woman cries all day, another lies in bed moaning, and then there’s the guy that keeps banging his head against the wall.”
“You better keep away from them,” she said.
“I am. I stay inside all day playing my tuba.”
Top Ten Reasons to Play Tuba:
10. It’s better than playing bagpipes.
9. When you play, people listen.
8. During rehearsal you get to sit in the back of the room.
7. During marching practice you can use the bell to block out the sun.
6. People hold doors open for you.
5. You don’t have to wear those silly hats.
4. Many girls do prefer guys with large instruments.
3. You can say “Here comes Niagra...” right before emptying your tuning slide.
2. You’ll never be blamed for being the one with the squeaky reed.
1. BECAUSE I PLAY TUBA!!!!
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Top Ten Uses For Tubas:
10. A musical instrument.
9. A floatation device.
8. Something flute players can’t keep their hands off.
7. A mirror.
6. Punishment. (freshmen carry heavy tubas all year)
5. A battering ram.
4. A chair.
3. Babe Magnet.
2. Trash Can.
1. Storage Container for music, field show charts, soda, food, tools, towels, and koosh balls!
LOL ....
Thanks for these Tuba jokes, LTOS. Great way to celebrate Tuba Day. Smiles are always good.
Have a Blessed weekend.