SAYINGS ON TEE-SHIRTS
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t!
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
These are great, Dubya. I love all of your posts.