“Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher”
You are probably an elementary school teacher if:
~ You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.
~ You move your dinner partner’s glass away from the edge of the table.
~ You ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends.
~ You hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes.
~ You declare “no cuts” when a shopper squeezes ahead of you in a checkout line.
~ You ask “Are you sure you did your best?” to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction.
~ You sing the “Alphabet Song” to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book.
~ You say everything twice. I mean, you repeat everything.
Oh dear....I’m not a teacher but several of those have my name on them! *snicker*