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Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.