Old Codger
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.
He asked the trainer that was nearby, “What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM machine out in the lobby.”
An appropriate request from Netanyahu
Good suggestion....
Dear President Obama:
I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. I am asking that you return America to its August 20, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.
Thank you,
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu