[BwanaNdege]

YES!

And in his searches he found the BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

[mojito]

And in his searches he found the BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

Obviously, Jack uncovered the alien plot that they had manufactured a multi-racial man child (8/4/1961) who would one day become president and lead the country to doom in anticipation of the alien takeover.

He tried to stop it, but the aliens were too powerful. LBJ was a human in league with the aliens, but Kennedy never knew.

[COBOL2Java]

And in his searches he found the BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

LOL!

"Dear Diary: Today, some guy named 'Soros' gave me a Kenyan birth certificate. Said it had to be hidden away in the bowels of the Smithsonian. I have no idea what it means, but Robert says we should do it. I told Robert it's not important. Oh well, off to Dallas!"