Those are great. My favorites:
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front - - Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
That began to happen regularly after the Northridge Earthquake, and thousands of us that lived on the 'wrong' side of the collapsed Newhall pass had to endure multi-hour commutes out of the valley.
Periodically, you'd see a Mexican zipping along the dirt shoulder to save his ass an hour or two, so I - and many, many others - began to keep an eye in the rearview mirror watching for this activity; then simply swerve far enough to the right to do a firm 'blocking action'. It'd really piss the perp off, but after six months of these delays, we polite folk were already more pissed than he might have been so no gunplay took place (that I know of - but my glove compartment started packing).