Sounds like this one.....
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and a Texan on a plane. Three parachutes.
Englishman grabs a chute, yells “God save the Queen” and jumps out.
Frenchman grabs a chute, shouts “Vive le France” and jumps out.
Texan puts on a chute, drags the Mexican to the door, yells “Remember the Alamo” and kicks the Mexican out.
A cowboy, an indian, and a muslim are sitting in a tiny podunk airstrip terminal. Tumbleweeds are rolling by in the hot wind.
To break the awkward silence, the indian says, “My people were once many, but now they are few.”
The muslim says with a contemptuous smirk, “My people were once few, and now they are many. Why do you think that is?”
The cowboy tilts up the brim of his hat, spits, and says, “Well, I reckon thats ‘cause we aint’ played cowboys and muslims yet.”