Yes, we’ve discussed those devices more than once ... but there is still the problem of my HOA regulations.
We do have a compost barrel now, although I haven’t begun to ferment fertilizer yet.
That right there is the primary, or perhaps even only, reason I would suggest that you consider moving, even just a few miles away.
Get enough acreage, and when the kids fly the nest, they can build another nearby.
Because of HOA regulations, you are not allowed to adjust your lifestyle to suit a small planet. That is perverse, (and I know what perverse is, certifiably).
I went to breakfast and on the way home, stopped at the post orifice, and found...a pair of SOCKS!!!
I love them! And couldn’t wait to put them on!